- me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
(Source: bigbryan, via beansonmel)
“trying to get out of your sport bra” more like performing a mix between yoga and breakdance with some bunny and worm moves in between
(via beansonmel)
(Source: loganblake, via kreayshawn)
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
Dead.
(Source: sethmeyers, via dirtiestoftricks)
How honorific and intimidating to be the first anything in your family
“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene
(Source: beautilation, via erikitachiquita)
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